Inspired by Elyse’s latest post, I will offer my own wish list for the next twenty-five days. While mine may not be as witty, they are just as redonk. I think that should you give enough time, even if it has to be shipped and then gift-wrapped and then hand-delivered:

• any product containing the word LEGO
• a Smart fourtwo (silver convertible with black tridion shell, please)
• cash (any amount, even change)
• new running shoes (size 12) 
• world peace, cures for diseases, acceptance & tolerance, etc.
• groceries for one year 
• a box full of kittehs (or puppehs)