Thank you everyone, to those that have wished me good fortune. If I could represent my gratitude in form of our obviously failing and economically outdated stock market, the ticker might appear something like this, in no particular order (and definitely not the exhaustive list):

AMN
F5F
BER
GLDY
HMD
KJT
SING
PHI
BLK
GXM
VLV
MOB
JFK
LAD
JOY
RAMS
MIL
BEX
ANY
EFP
KMO
ALC
NOE
DAD